If I had a dime for every time some man yelled about wanting to protect her virtue, I’d probably have $1.70. But then they’re Duke-blocked by her annoying older brother, who punches Simon and claims he’s damaged his sister’s virtue. What athletic foreplay! Nothing like a nice little woodsy marathon in formal wear to get you going. Simon follows, and she tells him she’s going to marry the Prince and that she barely cares about Simon. While Daphne is dancing with the smitten Prince Friederich, she realizes he’s about to propose. Little Randy Garden Gnomes – Season 1, Episode 4 – “An Affair of Honor”.Though sexless, this scene is what we call satisfaction. And the closest he came to being touched by anyone is when Daphne punched him. If there’s one guy to thank for Daphne and Simon getting together, and for all the sex they will eventually have, it’s this guy. No sex at all – Season 1, Episode 1 – “Diamond of the First Water” You could say they lost their JK Rowlings. Speaking of Prince Friederich, played by Freddie Stroma, who the internet figured out was in Harry Potter, and collectively freaked out. It’s interrupted by some lady fake fainting in the next room to get the attention of Prince Friederich. The Duke and Daph look at a painting and play footsies with their handsies, and while there’s no sex, it’s basically their first love scene. Hand sex – Season 1, Episode 3 – “Art of the Swoon”.But also climaxing, and her mom says in a voiceover, “You finished, how lovely.” Okay Bridgerton, that was some good editing. The episode ends with Daphne tickling the ol’ ivories, or maybe tickling the ol’ ovaries. Later that night, she pictures Simon and touches herself for the very first time. Now even though there’s no actual sex in this, Daphne has a love scene with herself. So Daphne doesn’t Daphne herself?! Interesting. He leaves Daphne, hot, bothered, and confused. “It’s a pinnacle, a release.” Stop sexting us, Simon. Then Simon explains orgasms to Daphne, but in an extremely attractive way. Daphne is perplexed: “At night? What happens at night?” Simon says, “When you touch yourself.” And Daphne is the definition of mind-blown. “What happens between a husband and wife, is a natural continuation of what happens at night,” Simon explains. Daphne Touches Herself – Season 1, Episode 3 – “Art of the Swoon”.Bridgerton released a short video called “Inside the Balls” and I really thought it was a sex documentary.
Simon and Daphne dancing is basically them having sex standing up with clothes on, really well synchronized. The dance that followed and the way that they look at each other, it was hard not to look away. Regé-Jean Page and Phoebe Dynevor’s chemistry as they walk from the garden back into the party as a couple was show-stopping. And this stupid vow causes a lot of problems for Simon and Daphne later. He tells his evil dying dad this on his deathbed. He also has a lot of emotional baggage and declares he’ll never marry nor have children.
If he was in The Sound of Music, he’d be Maria Von Tramp. Simon thinks Daphne is like all of the other girls and just wants to grab his Duke. And we knew this would not be their last bump. But they were clearly both attracted to each other. He thought she was flirting by bumping into him, and she thought he was an arrogant idiot for thinking this.
That’s not a euphemism, they actually just bumped into each other, and he was RUDE. How did Daphne and the Duke meet? Well, it was a bump.
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Good music, angst, sex, dancing - plus Julie Andrews! Yes. With Grey’s Anatomy, it was a hospital, and every single doctor had sex in a closet or elevator, and if you didn’t, were you even on Grey’s Anatomy?īridgerton has it all. With Scandal, it was sex with a side of politics, and Kerry Washington, Tony Goldwyn, and Scott Foley ruled the roost. She’s conquered most time periods and love scenes in many genres.
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